If you need a great, quick gift for your wife, a funny or cute bumper sticker can fit the bill. If it’s her birthday, Valentine’s Day, Christmas, or another holiday, it’s a good idea for that bumper sticker to come with a new car attached to it… but if you just want to give her a little bit of a surprise, they make a great, quick gift. When you’re looking for a bumper sticker for your significant other, try to find one that has a clever saying that fits her personality and sense of fun. It’s a little bit like buying her a T-shirt — only it’s for her car. It should reflect her personality and her ideas, and what she finds funny. These are just a few ideas for you to get started with, but you can come up with some variations to personalize them, too.

Philosophy and humor combined

These little pearls of wisdom have a fun, sarcastic edge. If she has a quick wit and a sharp tongue, she will probably appreciate something in this category.

1.You have the right to remain silent. If you don’t, you’ll be misquoted and what you DIDN’T say will be used against you.

2.God created Adam before he created Eve because he needed to practice before he did the masterpiece.

3.Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

4.Borrow money from a pessimist-they don’t expect it back.

5.It’s a car, not a phone booth!

Being a Wife

Bumper stickers for your wife can be sarcastic, witty or sweet. Others may fit what could be considered a female stereotype, but are meant in good fun. If this is your wife’s sense of humour, you can have some fun with ease.

6.I saw, I wanted, I begged, I got!

7.Get a new car for your husband-it’ll be a great trade!

8.Sometimes I wake up crabby. But if I can, I let him sleep.

9.Shhh! I’m Having a “Happily Ever After” Moment

On Being a Mom

Is your wife also a mother? She may just enjoy being reminded of that — and the challenges, joys, and headaches she faces.

10.Be nice to your kids. They’ll be responsible for YOU when you get older.

11.It’s Been Great, but I Have To Have a Breakdown Now

12.Honk if a kid escapes.

13.I drive my kids everywhere! (But they just drive me crazy.)

14.Because I’m the mommy, and I said so.

Crazy Driving

Crazy driving bumper stickers can get a great laugh. Depending on how much trouble it will get you in, you can go with the stereotypical ‘woman driver’ angle, or the much safer generic crazy driver slant. Take your pick; it’s your funeral.

15.Stay Back — I’m Changing Lanes.

16.Danger! Legally Blonde Driver!

17.Think everything is coming your way? What if you’re just going the wrong way?

18.Keep honking…I’m reloading.

Just Plain Crazy

Crazy bumper stickers are always fun. Pick up a funny saying about just how ‘out there’ she is – unless she really is nuts. In that case, you’d better stick with something safe like a mommy sticker.

19.The Little Voices in My Head Are What Keep Me Grounded.

20.I Haven’t Lost My Mind; I Just Misplaced It

21.Oy, I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

22.My reality check just bounced.

Miscellaneous

These don’t really fit into a particular category, but are great fun anyway. Maybe finding something from this category will be more appropriate.

23.You can’t have everything; where would it go?

24. A woman and her 4×4, the perfect pair.

25.If Barbie is so popular, why are her friends available for sale on the clearance aisle?

Bumper stickers can be a great way to let your wife know you’re thinking of her — and maybe what you’re thinking of her, depending. Remember that it all has to be in good fun, and you should be able to get a good laugh from her. After all, that’s the point, right?

Author: Buck Thompson reveals that utilizing bumper stickers can be an effective part of a branding strategy and any company can benefit by marketing through stickers.